More rejected Private Eye submissions

I’ve been fascinated by Private Eye since late 1995, when my late friend Dev Cropper introduced me to it (or explained it better than I was currently understanding). Yes, it is not perfect, but – other than me of course – what is?

Anyway, I’ve started pitching satire to them. Yet to be successful. You will hear about it if ever I am – trust me on this.

Here’s the latest two.