What this project is about. This one is from Book 11. This is thoroughly objectionable shit. TW for sexual assault. How long it took to read this (aloud): 2 mins 59s What it’s “about”: Jove keeps his dick in his whatever-gods-wear for once, but not because he has any respect for anyone. So he gets... Continue Reading →
What this project is about. This one is from Book 11. How long it took to read this (aloud): 2 mins 7s What it’s “about”: Apollo sees Troy being built, gets a contract to help with that. The Trojan king stiffs Apollo and Neptune (why would you DO that??) and consequences ensue. Hercules sticks his... Continue Reading →
What this project is about. This one is from Book 11. How long it took to read this (aloud): 8 mins 00s What it’s “about”: Midas and Silenus on a bender. Midas delivers Silenus home to Bacchus, is rewarded with a wish. Wishes for the golden touch, it turns out to be a lot LESS... Continue Reading →
What this project is about. This one is from Book 11. How long it took to read this (aloud): 5 mins 33s What it’s “about”: Now that is what I call a grisly end. And he still can’t look back at his missus!! Words I didn’t know: none Quotable quotes: The songs that Orpheus sang... Continue Reading →
What this project is about. This one is from Book 10. How long it took to read this (aloud): 2 mins 9s What it’s “about”: Another boy who will not listen (Phaethon, Icarus) to good advice. Gets gored by a boar. Flowers are planted. Words I didn’t know: None Quotable quotes: "Since she believed her... Continue Reading →
What this project is about. This one is from Book 10. How long it took to read this (aloud): 10 mins 6s What it’s “about”: Venus tells Adonis a story - Atalanta can run and says only a man who can run faster than her can be her husband. Try, but lose, you die. Eventually... Continue Reading →
What this project is about. This one is from Book 10. How long it took to read this (aloud): 3 mins 12s What it’s “about”: Venus loves Adonis, doesn’t want him mixing it with nature red in tooth and claw. Words I didn’t know: none Quotable quotes: "Time slipped away: there's nothing more elusive Than... Continue Reading →
What this project is about. This one is from Book 10. How long it took to read this (aloud): 13 mins 25 What it’s “about”: A daughter wants to shag her dad. Tries to reason from ‘nature’. Tries to top herself, is cut down by her nurse, who then colludes in the shagging of the... Continue Reading →
What this project is about. This one is from Book 10. How long it took to read this (aloud): 3 mins 52s What it’s “about”: Wow, Pygmalion goes full Mary Sue, with the help of Venus Words I didn’t know: None Quotable quotes: "Pygmalion knew these women all too well; Even if he closed his... Continue Reading →
What this project is about. This one is from Book 10. How long it took to read this (aloud): 5 mins 1s What it’s “about”: A boy favoured of the gods get thwacked with a discus and dies - discuss. Words I didn’t know: none Quotable quotes: The god went ranging after boyish pleasures And... Continue Reading →
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