What this project is about. This one is from Book 12. How long it took to read this (aloud): 10 mins 39s What it’s “about”: The clue is in the title Words I didn’t know: xx Quotable quotes: There, where the altar fires flashed through darkness They saw a blue-green dragon climb a tree, Whose... Continue Reading →
Ovid’s Metamorphoses #079/111: “Aesacus and Hesperia”
What this project is about. This one is from Book 11. Aesacus and Hesperia, engraving by Johann Ulrich Krauss for a 1690 edition of Ovid's Metamorphoses Book XI, 771–776. How long it took to read this (aloud): 3 mins 28s What it’s “about”: More goddam rape. This time the rapist takes responsibility for his crime... Continue Reading →
Ovid’s Metamorphoses #078/111: “Metamorphosis of Alcyone”
What this project is about. This one is from Book 11. How long it took to read this (aloud): 4 mins 54s What it’s “about”: Morpheus does the ‘dreamhack’, so Alcyone knows Ceyx is dead. She grieves her husband and then, well, Kingfisher lives… Words I didn’t know: None Quotable quotes: On gliding wings (one... Continue Reading →
Ovid’s Metamorphoses #077/111: “Sleep”
What this project is about. This one is from Book 11. Or if you prefer How long it took to read this (aloud): 4 mins 49s What it’s “about”: Iris is on a mission from (a g)od. She wakes Sleep, gives him the gig, gets out before falling asleep. Sleep taps Morpheus on the shoulder…... Continue Reading →
Ovid’s Metamorphoses #076/111: “The Journeys of Ceyx”
What this project is about. This one is from Book 11. How long it took to read this (aloud): 10 mins 52s What it’s “about”: Ceyx is begged not to set sail to Delphi (roads too bandit-y). He sails. There’s a big ass storm, he and everyone else dies. The pining wife irritates Juno so... Continue Reading →
Ovid’s Metamorphoses #075/111: “Peleus’ Cattle”
What this project is about. This one is from Book 11. How long it took to read this (aloud): 3 mins 39s What it’s “about”: There’s a sea-wolf preying on men and cattle. To stop it will be death. King Ceyx is manning up, his wife begs him to stop. Peleus says he will deal... Continue Reading →
Ovid’s Metamorphoses #074/111: “Daedalion”
What this project is about. This one is from Book 11. https://www.polegri.it/daedalion/ How long it took to read this (aloud): 5 mins 11 What it’s “about”: A king (Ceyx) tells a tale to his guest about unhappy families and a man turned to a boid (again). The moral is - don’t mouth off about the... Continue Reading →
Ovid’s Metamorphoses #073/111: TRIGGER WARNING: “Thetis and Peleus”
What this project is about. This one is from Book 11. This is thoroughly objectionable shit. TW for sexual assault. How long it took to read this (aloud): 2 mins 59s What it’s “about”: Jove keeps his dick in his whatever-gods-wear for once, but not because he has any respect for anyone. So he gets... Continue Reading →
Ovid’s Metamorphoses #072/111: “The Building of Troy”
What this project is about. This one is from Book 11. How long it took to read this (aloud): 2 mins 7s What it’s “about”: Apollo sees Troy being built, gets a contract to help with that. The Trojan king stiffs Apollo and Neptune (why would you DO that??) and consequences ensue. Hercules sticks his... Continue Reading →
Ovid’s Metamorphoses #071/111: “Midas”
What this project is about. This one is from Book 11. How long it took to read this (aloud): 8 mins 00s What it’s “about”: Midas and Silenus on a bender. Midas delivers Silenus home to Bacchus, is rewarded with a wish. Wishes for the golden touch, it turns out to be a lot LESS... Continue Reading →