A quatrain for the Fafocene, and all those “averting apocalypse” reports

Somebody just posted a link to a new report on Bluesky. This one

Call me glib, unhelpful and a whole lot of other adjectives, but I bashed out this below in little more than the time it takes to read. I coulda been a contender…

The die is cast, the goose is cooked
The warnings were all overlooked
We’ll write reports till kingdom come;
I’m off to find some decent rum…