Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are on their way to to a physics convention when they get pulled over.
The cop says to Heisenberg, who is driving “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“No,” says Heisenberg, “but I know exactly where I am.”
The cop says “You were doing 60 in a 40 zone.”
Heisenberg, exasperated, throws up his hands and says, “Great, thanks, now I’m lost!”
The cop gets suspicious and tells Heisenberg to pop the trunk. He looks in it, comes back to the passenger side and says “Sir, you know you have a dead cat back there?”
“We didn’t, but we do now, asshole!” says Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them.
Or, just tune in to this fine Futurama episode:
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