King John (Bard to the Bone #06)

The good news is that I have in fact been continuing with the Shakespeare stuff, the “remedial accumulation of cultural capital”). I just, for various reasons, haven’t been putting up posts. So, over the next few days, you will get Measure for Measure, All’s Well That Ends Well, Merry Wives of Windsor, As You Like It and (deep breath) The Comedy of Errors.

Then, in the rest of July I am going to read (and blog) The Two Gentlemen of Verona, Love’s Labour’s Lost, Much Ado About Nothing, A Winter’s Tale, Twelfth Night and Two Noble Kinsmen. That will then set me up for doing the history plays and that will do for Shakespeare, for a while at least (there will be a handful of plays where I still rate my knowledge as “low”, but idgaf.)

King John – Glorious-ish Bastard!

Year written: 1595

Context of the writing (Shakespeare’s career, political events it was responding to): xx

Plot in a paragraph: King John faces a whole lotta challenges and challengers. Things get better, worse, better, worse. A young child is almost tortured and murdered,  and then genuinely “die while trying to escape.” An offstage poisonous monk does for King John, who doesn’t even have the most lines in his own play! (loser!)

Things that worked well: the double-crossings, the reversals of fortune etc

Things that didn’t work well: Arthur‘s fall from grace, obviously.

Favourite character: no contest – the Bastard!

Words I learnt: 

WordDefinition
Supernal Supernal  – heavenly, celestial
ScroylesScroyles – wretch, scoundrel
MutinesMutines – rebel, or rebellion
PeisedPeised – weighed/measured
RecreantRecreant – cowardly, unfaithful
CinctureCincture – The cincture is a rope-like or ribbon-like article sometimes worn with certain Christian liturgical vestments, encircling the body around or above the waist. A
WelkinWelkin – sky, heaven
CressetCresset – A cresset is a metal cup or basket, often mounted to or suspended from a pole, containing oil, pitch, a rope steeped in rosin or something flammable. They are burned as a light or beacon.

Lines worth knowing: 

Act scene linesCharacterLinesComment
Act 1, scene 1, line 28King John“Be thou the trumpet of our wrath and sullen presage of your own decay”
Act 2, scene 1, line 97King PhilipOutfaced infant state
Act 2, scene 1, line 279King JohnCalm words, folded up in smokeTo make a faithless error in your ears
Act 2, scene 2, line 12ConstanceFor I am sick and capable of fears
Act 3, scene 1, line 270King Philip“Thy rage shall burn thee up, and thou shalt turn to ashes ere our blood shall quench that fire. Look to thyself, thou art in jeopardy
Act 3, scene 4, line 178-180PandolfTis wonderful what may be wrought out of their discontent now that their souls are top-full of offence.
Act 3, scene 4, line 182LouisStrong reasons make strange actions
Act 4, scene 2, line 11SalisburyTo gild refined gold, to paint the lily
Act 4, scene 2, line  53Pembroke“Doth move the murmuring lips of discontent”
Act 4, scene 2, line 104-5 King JohnThere is no sure foundation set on blood, No certain life achieved by others’ death
Act 4, scene 2, line 133 – 4King JohnDo not seek to stuff My head with more ill news, for it is full.
Act 4, scene 2, line 144-6 BastardI find the people strangely fantasisedPossessed with rumours, full of idle dreams,Not knowing what they fear, but full of fear.
Act 4, scene 2, line 209-10 King JohnIt is the curse of kings to be attended By slaves that take their humours for a warrant To break within the bloody house of life, And on the winking of authority To understand a law, to know the meaning of dangerous majesty
Act 4, scene 2, line  220-1King JohnHow oft the sight of means to do ill deeds Make deeds ill done!“If you have a hammer”  
Act 4, scene 3, line 26SalisburyWe will not line his thin bestained cloak with our pure honours, nor attend the foot that leaves the print of blood where’er it walks.
Act 4, scene 3, line 108-110SalisburyReat not those cunning waters of his eyes, For villainy is not without such rheum, And he, long traded in it, makes it seem Like rivers of remorse and innocency.
Act 4, scene 3, line 155 BastardThe imminent decay of wrested pomp.
Act 5, scene 4, line 52SalisburyWe will untread the steps of damned flight
Act 5, scene 6, line 21HubertBlack, fearful, comfortless and horrible

Marc’s entirely subjective verdict and score out of 5 bards (ymmv): 4

Will I be tracking down movies of this? : yes

How far would I travel to see a good production of this? London?

Limericks

The cunning and crafty King John

With the French is battling on

He gets quite a fillip

From a bastard – called Philip

Who’s with him ‘til his crown is gone

A war with France is John embracing

Against defeat he is o’er-racing

He gets too “Darth”-er

In “killing” nephew Arthur

And adds to the shit he’s facing

King John isn’t much of a chooser

He fights not at heavy but cruiser

Then he falls in a funk

And is offed by a monk

With less* lines than a Bastard, the loser!

(It scans better than “fewer” – so sue me)

UPDATE

What other people think:

Orwell rated it as his favourite Shakespeare play (though he wasn’t a huge fan)/.


Books/chapters/articles I might try to track down: 

Xx

Podcasts and their contents

DatePodcastEpisode titleTopicLengthScore out of ten (ymmv)Comments
No Holds Bard9
Approaching Shakespeare 10Super useful way of looking at it all, via the figure of Arthur
Not true but useful
Bard Files

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