After this, quatrains and stuff.
A proper limerick is improper, imo. “There was a young man named Eenis…” and so on.
Sure, there are some I cherish that are distressingly clean –
but a decent lyric not only scans but is NSFW.
However, we can’t always get what we want, and you defo didn’t want … limericks about climate change. But you get them. That’s just how it is, I don’t make the rules.
The humans polluting the heavens
Were planless; at sixes and sevens.
For some technofixes
Were sevens not sixes
Ignoring t’paradox of Jevons…
And
The leaders on climate are chilling
They’ve tech that is shiny and thrilling
They’ve got all the science
But zero compliance
Next comes the dying and killing
And
There was an old problem called climate
Whose heating, well you could time it
Despite all the treaties
And clever graffitis
It was the end for a species of primate
And
As the heatwaves begin to sear
And our hopes all melt into fear
The discourse gets “hopey”
The actions all dopey
And we’ve nowt to do but drink beer
And
The terrified humans of Earth
Of real power felt such a dearth
That they fell for the COPs
Which they knew were just sops
To which net zero attention was worth
And
The humans who could read up on Keeling
Were plagued with many a feeling
Said “The tech will save us
And never enslave us;”
Then reality left them all reeling.
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