At last! An accurate/meaningful IQ test!

Some spam just popped up in my gmail inbox (1) and it gives me perverse hope.

Here’s a screengrab.

The test works like this: If you are dumb and desperate enough to click on “See My Complete Analysis” then the test results are definitely in – you are a credulous moron. Congratulations. (2)

Blah blah IQ tests test your ability to take IQ tests and not much else. Blah blah genius idiots blah blah racism and eugenics blah blah MENSA people generally failures who over-prioritised very specific aspects of their development (cough cough).

References

(1) Gmail’s spam filter remains pretty good, but any day now it will “fail” and gmail will send round an email saying “sorry about that. We can’t guarantee that glitch won’t happen again, but if you sign up to our premium service….” #enshittification

(2) As per the old maxim among poker players – “if you sit down to play and you can’t see the sucker, get up right away and leave, because it’s you.”