What this project is about. This one is from Book 9. How long it took to read this (aloud): 3 mins 25s What it’s “about”: Hercules’ mum recalls her own labours (it was not an easy birth, thanks to step-mum Juno sending a goddess to slow things down. A midwife tricked that goddess, but then... Continue Reading →
Ovid’s Metamorphoses #055/111: “Hercules, Nessus, and Deianira”
What this project is about. This one is from Book 9. How long it took to read this (aloud): 14 mins (approx - hit stop on recording prematurely) What it’s “about”: Hercules crosses a river, kills a raping Centaur, gets killed in a very very gruesome way (wearing a shirt impregnated with Cenatur blood ends... Continue Reading →
Ovid’s Metamorphoses #054/111: “Achelous and Hercules”
What this project is about. This one is from Book 9. How long it took to read this (aloud): 5 mins 44s What it’s “about”: Theseus is still yakking with Achelous, who tells of losing a fight for the right to marry against Hercules (before he had become immortal) Words I didn’t know: none Quotable... Continue Reading →
We stripped the orchard’s branches bare
All this is why I did not breed To tell you (thrice) I have a need. I ask again, did you expect A saving grace, in some respect? Or did you think “it cannot be” Despite the fact the brains agree “It could not happen” to the white With all their money, muscle, might For... Continue Reading →
Ovid’s Metamorphoses #053/111: “Erysichthon”
What this project is about. This one is from Book 8. How long it took to read this (aloud): 10 mins 44s What it’s “about”: Some idiot cuts down a sacred tree (and someone trying to defend it). Ceres sends a minion to give Famine some orders. Famine shags the tree cutter and infects him... Continue Reading →
Ovid’s Metamorphoses #052/111: “Baucis and Philomen”
What this project is about. This one is from Book 8 . How long it took to read this (aloud): 8 mins 39s What it’s “about”: The party (Theseus and his mates waiting for the waters to subside) continues. Achelous story gets pushback. Lelex then diverts and tells of B and P, which is sweet…... Continue Reading →
A limerick about belief systems (I know, I should get out more)
We're all born into systems of belief Versus facts do these act: as a reef They all have a Bible And "thoughts" that are tribal You agree or else come to some grief
Ovid’s Metamorphoses #051/111: “Achelous”
What this project is about. This one is from Book 8 How long it took to read this (aloud): 4 mins 34s What it’s “about”: Theseus can’t get to Athens - roads washed out, so accepts the hospitality of Achelous the louse. Theseus asks about some islands and Achelous casually admits to some sex crimes. ... Continue Reading →
Ovid’s Metamorphoses #050/111: “Althaea and Meleager”
What this project is about. This one is from Book 8. How long it took to read this (aloud): 7 mins 16s What it’s “about”: Althaea is mildly annoyed at her son Meleagar because he went and slaughtered some of his uncles (her brothers) at the end of the hog hunt. She dithers over whether... Continue Reading →
Ovid’s Metamorphoses #049/111: “Meleager and the Boar”
What this project is about. This one is from Book 8. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fresco_of_Atalanta_and_Meleager_resting_after_the_successful_Calydonian_Boar_hunt.jpg How long it took to read this (aloud): 12 mins 49s What it’s “about”: “We’re going on a Boar Hunt…” (And I am Team Boar, obvs). Spoiler - The poor boar eventually cops it (where was Diana?) and then there is some gruesome... Continue Reading →